How to Enrage Your Bridesmaids in 10 Easy Steps

We're sure you're planning to be the coolest bride ever...but just in case you want your bridesmaids to disown you after your wedding is over, here are some simple ideas you can try. 1. Choose women with wildly different personalities, and who don't really like each other. 2. Demand that they fly in for your engagement party, wedding shower, bachelorette, and to go dress shopping. 3. Pick out dresses that aren't flattering, are seriously expensive, and that can never, under any circumstances, be worn again. 4. Get annoyed when they ask you for details regarding what you want for your bridal shower or bachelorette party... 5. But then get mad when they don't do exactly what you had in mind. 6. Don't ask what's new in their lives; instead, only talk about your wedding. 7. Make joking-not-joking comments about their appearance and encourage them to lose a few pounds. 8. Email them every day with wedding updates, dilemmas, and questions. Bonus points if you mark every email "urgent." 9. If you don't get a response within an hour, send a follow-up email asking if they are really committed to being in this wedding. 10. And never, ever thank them for being in your bridal party. -By Rachel W. Miller Want a chance to be featured on Loverly? Join our premier vendor network. Get more relationship advice on Loverly! 15 Celebrity Relationships on Instagram That Give Us All The Feels 8 Things That’ll Convince Your Parents Your Partner Is the ONE for You 9 Special Ways to Include Your Siblings in Your Wedding